Wicked Lies or True Confessions


Okay kiddies. Time to tell me if you think these are wicked lies or true confessions.

I miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.

I had to take my ex-husband off my life insurance. I am a smart woman it was only a matter of time until I figured out how to kill him without getting caught.

I don’t make mistakes, I have design revisions.

I am an outcome engineer. I’m sorry you see that as manipulative. If you would just cooperate we will both be much happier, much faster.

I am not snarkey, witchy or nasty. I just happen to always be right and don’t mind instructing you on ways you have failed to emulate my success model.

My mantra is “Unsolicited advise is seldom appreciated.” But hey, people seldom appreciate the truth. Doesn’t mean they shouldn’t hear it.

Which of these do I believe and which are wicked lies against my personality. lol… Can’t wait to see what you think.

And for the advanced points….Are these philosophies of one of my characters? if so, who?

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6 responses to “Wicked Lies or True Confessions

  1. kelliejwin

    LOL and I think there’s a grain of truth in even the teensiest lie. otherwise why would we say anything at all?? LOL

  2. Yes. Perhaps. I have a new heroine character who is a demon hunter. Her views are pretty close the the statements above. Perhaps there is a piece of her inside me. lol

  3. “I miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.”

    I want this as a t-shirt.

    • lol Carla. I have to admit I think I saw that on a sign in a BBQ restaurant. Speaks volumes though.

  4. ALL TRUE! EVERY LAST ONE!

  5. Abigail. Aww you know me too well … I do try to temper the alpha female within acceptable social perameters!!!!