I am forever warped by my childhood.
I grew up with Saturday morning cartoons and in particular Tarzan movies. The real Tarzan. He is just as illusive as the real Santa Clause. Although I saw the real Santa last Friday night at Rock city. We went to see their Christmas light festival. I was thinking “He looks like the real Santa.” Santa looked over at me an winked. So, He is the real Santa
Anyway, back on track. Warped childhood, Tarzan. Yeah.
http://www.youtube.com. The real Tarzan. No other imitations need apply.
He was a jungle man of few words. “Me Tarzan, you Jane” “Yes Tarzan”
Man in a loin cloth who can find food, save you from crocs, and doesn’t talk much.